BFBC2 funny moments

as this game is such a laugh no matter what happens thought id start a thread where we can share the pant wetting moments we all have. had 2 this weekend that spring to mind. both when playing with my clan...

my 2 fave bfbc2 moments from this weekend are as follows...

rich jumping in a chopper taking off while saying "hows this work then?"
me saying "oh i was gonna jump in that with ya mate, never mind."
then 2 seconds later watching said chopper ditch in the sea about 20 yards away and 4 people jumping out like rats on a sinking ship. lol

spawning on craig as he zooming towards the b flag on a quad. then being confused as i see craig whizz by. the bugger had jumped off leaving me facing the wrong way on a quad doing about 100mph. then seconds later it hit an anti tank mine.

pissed myself laughing!!!

Watching Dean jumping up and down in front of Lisa to say hello as she's on our side saying, "What the f**k is this idiot doing?.... Oh it's Dean. Hi Dean."

Just the one so far for me (I've only played 3 games lol). I parked myself close to 'B' but stayed in a corner with fencing either side of me for protection. I was poised ready to shoot anyone that turned up.

The first person to appear - right in front of me too - was Shane, so I shot him in the bum. Lucky it's a 'friendly fire off' game

Anyone who likes where I am and chooses me to respawn on, please mention it on the mic first if possible

Last night I was running the gun in a tank while Rocker drove and spied someone planing C4 on us. Rocker was looking the other way so didn't know what was going on so I jumped out and ran around to the back of the tank. I could see the C4 but not the guy who planted it so I decided to see what happened if I shot it. So no one else ever has to do this, it blew up, I committed suicide, and got points for killing another player, savior kill, and a headshot. It seems the bad guy was right next to me even though I couldn't seem to see him in the heat of battle. Then watched Rocker drive away from my dead body.... ungrateful b*****d.

id have thought he would have rolled back over you then jumped out and t bagged you... this is rocker after all. lol

He always just drives away from me.... leaving me standing there going "Where are you going? Wait up!!!"

Usually if driving away from you at the base, is because i see another green nametag in front of me drive-off, and i would think it was you. Then i would hear you yell "wait". Then I would see the green marker on the popup map get closer. I just find it real hard for me to know where my team squad is at times, and I'm sorry if I say the enemy is here at this wall, and you which wall, and can't give a better position of them for you. That is because it gets so confusing at times, and try to spot my killer but it is real generic of a description.

Shane, when you shot that exsplosive and you died, i thought you would spawn in the tank again.

he would have unless it was full....

i just think he likes to moan. lol.

wish more people on this game would remember to mark targets. makes things so much easier. spent the 1st 10 mins of a game last night as a sniper. didnt get a single kill but picked out every tank, jeep and infantry person moving into attack so our team new where they all were.

nothing worse than walking around a corner to be face by a tank.

That is so true.

I will take full blame/ credit for this one....
I spawn and look left to see an APC sitting there so I head for it. Another team mate heads for it and gets there first. That's fine I'll man the gun for him after all it holds 4. But no he drives away all alone.

So I start, "Hey where are you going? I don't want to lump it all the way up there you dumb s**t." As he speeds off into the distance.

A brief break while I try to explain what I'm going on about and jog up over a little rise to see where this carjacker has gone.

I spy him just getting to the front gates and start up again, "There you are thanks for taking off... into a mortar strike...how'd that work out for you? That's what you get for rushing off on your own." To the chuckles of my squad and a big grin on my face.

Mmm, my recollection is of a lot more swear words than that Shane, but it was funny listening to you rant then your smug comments

What me swear at some selfish and complete moron? Never!

Was that me? LOL

madd_rocker wrote:Was that me? LOL

Not this time