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Re: Just joking

Post by Jessica on Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:44 am

I asked my boss where I should put a roll of bubble wrap yesterday. He told me to pop it in the store room... it took me 3 bloody hours!

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Re: Just joking

Post by Земляне on Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:18 am

Jessica wrote:I asked my boss where I should put a roll of bubble wrap yesterday. He told me to pop it in the store room... it took me 3 bloody hours!

took you that long!

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Re: Just joking

Post by madd_rocker on Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:47 am


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Re: Just joking

Post by Jessica on Sun Sep 09, 2012 3:25 am

Nice one Ryan clap lol!

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Re: Just joking

Post by Jessica on Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:10 am

I saw Rolf Harris in Tesco's the other day, I told him I saw him doing 2 little boys in 1970. He told me I was wrong. He said it was not him it was Jimmy Saville Exclamation

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Re: Just joking

Post by Jessica on Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:17 am

Dear alcohol, you promised to make me prettier, funnier and a good dancer. I've just seen the video - we need to talk Exclamation

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Re: Just joking

Post by madd_rocker on Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:55 am

Last time that I was drinking and trying to dance, and it's been 7 yrs, I broke my ankle Crying or Very sad

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Re: Just joking

Post by Jessica on Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:19 am

Local joke, if you don't get it google it Wink ...

A man walks into a whorehouse and asks the madam "How much for humiliation?"
She replies, "It's £3.50".
"Where do I go to get that?" he asks.
Her answer... "Buy a Portsmouth F C t-shirt!" Very Happy

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Re: Just joking

Post by Земляне on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:06 am

Aren't football shirts more expensive than that?
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Re: Just joking

Post by Jessica on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:32 am

Not Pompey ones Zem, nobody wants one lol!

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Re: Just joking

Post by Jessica on Mon May 06, 2013 4:10 am

Bill Roache, Stuart Hall, Jim Davidson, Freddie Starr, Rolf Harris, blimey, the prison panto's going to be a cracker this year Exclamation

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Re: Just joking

Post by Jessica on Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:00 am

I bought a new phone from Malaysia yesterday, I put it in 'flight' mode, now I can't find it!

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Re: Just joking

Post by Земляне on Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:12 pm

Jessica wrote:I bought a new phone from Malaysia yesterday, I put it in 'flight' mode, now I can't find it!

http://satwcomic.com/lost
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Re: Just joking

Post by Shane on Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:34 am

Yesterday one of the guys couldn't make it into work because of the weather but his new tool box did arrive. Since he wasn't here we decided to have some fun with him....



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Re: Just joking

Post by madd_rocker on Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:49 am

LOL, good one indeed!

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Re: Just joking

Post by Jessica on Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:49 am

ROFL I'd have been mean and played it a bit more. Nice one though, bet he was having kittens when he saw that colour! clap

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